Why is it:
1. No one in the house can fill the ice trays except me??? I do mean no one. All the ice trays are currently sitting on the counter empty. I have gone on strike. If I didn’t empty it, I’m not refilling it.
2. The guys are completely incapable of washing pans??? EVERY. TIME. the boys have dish duty they wash everything except the pans. Honest to god, it drives me NUTS! Alan actually walked away from the sink the other day BEFORE he washed the pans so I asked him about it:
Me: Are you going to wash the pans??
Alan: Nah, I’ve done enough dishes??
Me: **blank stare** because my mind is running through all the things I can’t say (because the kids are in the room) like: WTF do you mean you’ve washed ENOUGH dishes??? Really, there’s a limit on the number of dishes we have to wash. Freaking awesome, why the hell didn’t someone tell me!!! Do you seriously think they are going to jump in the sink and wash themselves???
Alan: Walks away to go watch t.v.
Does anyone else deal with crap like this?? Do you have any weird mysteries around your house??
I have the OPPOSITE problem. I married a perfectionist. I'll be in the middle of some project-there's a "mess" from it (but I'm USING IT!) and Don will start to put stuff away.
Perhaps we can combine the two of them and make NORMAL people-LOL!!!
(PS- Alcohol was invented by women, I'm sure!)
I have always wondered why no one else in the house seems to know how to replace the toilet paper actually ON the holder. Balancing it on top of the empty roll doesn't count!